it may sound lil sarcastic but trust me I am an extremely immaterialist person belonging to a Spartan clan.
I have many reasons to say so…
I don’t consume alcohol, I can manage without sutta
I don’t take marijuana or hemp.
I have never heard about amphetamines, barbiturates
I have never seen things like cannabis, cocaine, methaqualone,Nicotine.
I don’t e even touch tranquilizers,aphrodisiac
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Moreover,
I have never done T-square or Sorority
I say no to Fettuccini alfredo or Muff diving
I don’t get into frot and leapfrogging
I don’t indulge into activities like Italian chandelier, Black bee
Camel Ride, Wheelbarrow, Harvey wall banger
I have no obsession for Snowball, Houdini, and Circle jerk
I can’t even think about Voyeurism, Mantrain Tribandism
I don’t fantasize about having NASCAR
I don’t know how is threading needle and rimming done
I don’t dream about getting a Fellatio done.
Nor do I know the perfect way to do Cunnilingus
I don’t even shag that frequently
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then
I swear, i don’t initiate flirting (dont trust testimonials written by stupid guys i have never met them in my entire life); I don’t keep left hand on my partners butt while dancing. I never doubt her ever varying size. I don’t feel like laughing when I compare the volume of her brains above and below the shoulders. I don’t allow her to check my biceps every time we get cozy and play with my chest hairs when we start counting stars lossinin on the rof of her farm house.I have never played with her newly colored hair worth 6k and thot how insane her folks could be.I never ogle at her friends from UK in low waist jeans and skin tight tops with deepest possible neck line.I have never used honey and other edibles for wrong purpose except once I used milk on my face(when my mom said how i used to look flaxen and made me nostalgic).I never suggest alternate use of cell phone vibrator and water jet to someone who is physical far.
I don’t have a GF and have no intentions of having it just because I feel socially misfit without one. Also I have no homosexual tendencies. I never think of getting into fashion designing.
I never use abusive words like fuck-suck. I don’t even invent new terms like <edited by orkut > whenever my friends start talking about vital statistics of the lady profs I close my ears. Whenever I hear my classmates comparing my best friend with Jenna Jemson and Tera patric I feel deeply pained . I refrain from downloading new episodes of bang-bus, latino maid, college F fest and Milf huntere etc.
I don’t talk rudely with the most annoying teachers. I have never made my friend cry on 31st dec. I don’t dictate terms anywhere. I don’t often act harsh and rude. I don’t slap my female friend in front someone. I don’t praise my friend’s rivals to make her J.
I have always listened to my parents and cared about my stupid most relatives.


And as the profile makes it clear ,I am 24 years old guy .
And these days trying to find the reason for continuing my existence in this ethereal world .